Saturday, May 31, 2008 ; 10:33 PM {♥}
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOANNE !
WISH YOU ALL THE BEST .
everyone happy holiday too .
It will be kept confidential{♥}
Friday, May 30, 2008 ; 10:03 AM {♥}
For OXY sake :D
im back to bring lameness to you ppl reading -.-
possibility of being lame, 1%.
because lame jokes arent suppose to be funny ppl.
Or xinyi, if u put my candid shot i dont post le :D
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Curiosity
(not so funny)
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Scientist have proven that
humans are TOO curious,
thus getting into trouble.
Lets give u an example:
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Jiale - as the Scientist (:
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A scientist had a Science Fair near his house.
His topic was ,
"If you are not curious, then u are not HUMAN!"
Many people saw that topic and is angry with wad the scientist exclaim.
Thus, all of the people in that village,
when to his talk.
When they all reached the Fair,
everyone was holding weapons such as baseball bats,
frying pans, wooden stick, tomatoes and sorts.
Noises started raging from each side of the fair.
The scientist quickly calm the ppl down and showed a powerpoint.
Firstly, he showed a picture saying :
" DO NOT READ : Read this and you are a COMPLETE RETARD"
and he sat down and wait.
he counted ...
1
2
3
4
5
EVERYONE SHOUTED AND JEERED AT THE SCIENTIST.
He stood up, and explain to everyone.
He said : "
You see? i told you that humans are curious.
I told u all not to read it but all of you insisted on reading it -.-''
So its not my fault [: "
Silence filled the whole fair.
A farmer suddenly went to the stage and decided to
have his own opinion.
The farmer said : "
What about the blind ones? They carn see, so how can u say
they are curious? "
Jiale the Scientist clicked on the next slide.
which shows a video.
It was like this...
A blind guy was lost, and nids a wall to support him.
he used his walking stick and knocked everywhere.
and finally found a wall.
as he walked on, ( hands feeling the wall )
a button was found on the wall, while he was feeling.
he tripped over a rock and pushed the button hard. -.-''
The plateform beneath him opened and he fell in
HE DIED.
...
When the farmer saw the video,
he shouted : "
HEY! WADD DO U EXPECT?! HE IS A BLIND GUY!
OF COURSE HE DOESNT NOE THE BUTTON HAS A WORD SAYING " DO NOT PRESS! "
Jiale the Scientist den said:
Yeap, he was curious to push the button,
or else why wudd he move?
he wudd be standing dere and wait for death to arrive -.-''
The farmer gt nothing to say about the scientist speech.
But he replied :
I DUN CARE! IM STILL NOT CURIOUS!
Jiale the Scientist den gave his speech of the day ..
" IF you are not curious, why are you here in the first place? "
Farmer : ....
Jiale : TOLD YA I WAS CORRECT (:
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Scientist have proven that
humans are TOO curious,
thus getting into trouble.
Lets give u an example:
-
Jiale - as the Scientist (:
--------------------------------------------
A scientist had a Science Fair near his house.
His topic was ,
"If you are not curious, then u are not HUMAN!"
Many people saw that topic and is angry with wad the scientist exclaim.
Thus, all of the people in that village,
when to his talk.
When they all reached the Fair,
everyone was holding weapons such as baseball bats,
frying pans, wooden stick, tomatoes and sorts.
Noises started raging from each side of the fair.
The scientist quickly calm the ppl down and showed a powerpoint.
Firstly, he showed a picture saying :
" DO NOT READ : Read this and you are a COMPLETE RETARD"
and he sat down and wait.
he counted ...
1
2
3
4
5
EVERYONE SHOUTED AND JEERED AT THE SCIENTIST.
He stood up, and explain to everyone.
He said : "
You see? i told you that humans are curious.
I told u all not to read it but all of you insisted on reading it -.-''
So its not my fault [: "
Silence filled the whole fair.
A farmer suddenly went to the stage and decided to
have his own opinion.
The farmer said : "
What about the blind ones? They carn see, so how can u say
they are curious? "
Jiale the Scientist clicked on the next slide.
which shows a video.
It was like this...
A blind guy was lost, and nids a wall to support him.
he used his walking stick and knocked everywhere.
and finally found a wall.
as he walked on, ( hands feeling the wall )
a button was found on the wall, while he was feeling.
he tripped over a rock and pushed the button hard. -.-''
The plateform beneath him opened and he fell in
HE DIED.
...
When the farmer saw the video,
he shouted : "
HEY! WADD DO U EXPECT?! HE IS A BLIND GUY!
OF COURSE HE DOESNT NOE THE BUTTON HAS A WORD SAYING " DO NOT PRESS! "
Jiale the Scientist den said:
Yeap, he was curious to push the button,
or else why wudd he move?
he wudd be standing dere and wait for death to arrive -.-''
The farmer gt nothing to say about the scientist speech.
But he replied :
I DUN CARE! IM STILL NOT CURIOUS!
Jiale the Scientist den gave his speech of the day ..
" IF you are not curious, why are you here in the first place? "
Farmer : ....
Jiale : TOLD YA I WAS CORRECT (:
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Horror Stories of Airplane
Jiale - Speaker
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As we prepare to takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position.
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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this air plane...
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Your seat cushions can be used for floatation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with out compliments
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We do feature a smoking section on this flight.
If you wanna smoke, contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to the wing of the plane
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Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately
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Good morning. As we leave Singapore, it's warm, the sun is shining, and the birds re singing. We are going to the Burmuda Triangle, where its dark, windy and raining. Why in the world are all of you going dere?! i dont noe.
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A Pilot said this: Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so im going to switch the seat belt off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land... its a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings, it affects the flight pattern.
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And, after landing, the Pilot said: Thank you for flying Jiale Business Express. We hope
you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.
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As we waited just off the runway for another airliner to cross infront of us, some of the passengers were beginning to retrieve luggare from the intercom," This aircraft is equipped with a surveillance system that moniters the cabin during taxiing. Any passengers not remaining in their seats until the aircraft comes to a full and complete stop at the gate will be strip-searched as they leave the aircraft."
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Here are a few heard from Northwest.Should the Cabin lose pressure, oxygen mask will drop from the overhead area. PLease place the bag over ur own mouth and nose before assisting children or adults who act like children.
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As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly amoung the flight crew. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE UR CHILDREN OR SPOUSES.
Jiale - Speaker
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As we prepare to takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position.
-
There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this air plane...
-
Your seat cushions can be used for floatation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with out compliments
-
We do feature a smoking section on this flight.
If you wanna smoke, contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to the wing of the plane
-
Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately
-
Good morning. As we leave Singapore, it's warm, the sun is shining, and the birds re singing. We are going to the Burmuda Triangle, where its dark, windy and raining. Why in the world are all of you going dere?! i dont noe.
-
A Pilot said this: Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so im going to switch the seat belt off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land... its a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings, it affects the flight pattern.
-
And, after landing, the Pilot said: Thank you for flying Jiale Business Express. We hope
you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.
-
As we waited just off the runway for another airliner to cross infront of us, some of the passengers were beginning to retrieve luggare from the intercom," This aircraft is equipped with a surveillance system that moniters the cabin during taxiing. Any passengers not remaining in their seats until the aircraft comes to a full and complete stop at the gate will be strip-searched as they leave the aircraft."
-
Here are a few heard from Northwest.Should the Cabin lose pressure, oxygen mask will drop from the overhead area. PLease place the bag over ur own mouth and nose before assisting children or adults who act like children.
-
As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly amoung the flight crew. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE UR CHILDREN OR SPOUSES.
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Idiot
Jiale - Innocent Student [:
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" If dere are any idiots in this classroom, could you pleae stand up?"
said the sacarstic lecturer.
After a long silence, a innocent student rose to his feet.
" Now den mister, why do you consider urself an idiot? "
said the lecturer with a sneer.
" Well actually i dont." said the innocent student ."
Jiale - Innocent Student [:
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" If dere are any idiots in this classroom, could you pleae stand up?"
said the sacarstic lecturer.
After a long silence, a innocent student rose to his feet.
" Now den mister, why do you consider urself an idiot? "
said the lecturer with a sneer.
" Well actually i dont." said the innocent student ."
but i hate to see you standing up there all by urself"
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Stupidity
Jiale - The smart doctor
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Once, in this distant town.
There was a very smart doctor.
He can cure lotsa sickness,
even cancer! ( but it turned out that his prediction was wrong ,
it WASNT A CANCER, it was a flu ) -.-''
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Alright, enough of information.
One day, a patient entered his room and said
:" Doctor, i think im stupid, can you give me a cure for stupidness? "
The doctor opened his drawer and took a box of pills,
and told the patient
:" This is a Cure of the Sickness, its free but you'll have to come here for 5 says to get more pills from me ." and smiled.
The patient was so happy,
he forgotten to thank the doctor -.-''
and ran off like an idiot.
( like an idiot, not one )
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The next day,
The patient came to get more pills.
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Days passed and it was the 5th day of medication.
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The patient came in and use his fist to wham the table.
The doctor turned and ask him wadd happened.
The patient told the doctor this ..
" Hey ! doctor, its the last day of medication,
and i dun feel that im getting any smarter!
And isnt these pills vitamins?! "
The calm doctor did not say a word and smiled at the patient. (:
Jiale - The smart doctor
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Once, in this distant town.
There was a very smart doctor.
He can cure lotsa sickness,
even cancer! ( but it turned out that his prediction was wrong ,
it WASNT A CANCER, it was a flu ) -.-''
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Alright, enough of information.
One day, a patient entered his room and said
:" Doctor, i think im stupid, can you give me a cure for stupidness? "
The doctor opened his drawer and took a box of pills,
and told the patient
:" This is a Cure of the Sickness, its free but you'll have to come here for 5 says to get more pills from me ." and smiled.
The patient was so happy,
he forgotten to thank the doctor -.-''
and ran off like an idiot.
( like an idiot, not one )
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The next day,
The patient came to get more pills.
-
Days passed and it was the 5th day of medication.
-
The patient came in and use his fist to wham the table.
The doctor turned and ask him wadd happened.
The patient told the doctor this ..
" Hey ! doctor, its the last day of medication,
and i dun feel that im getting any smarter!
And isnt these pills vitamins?! "
The calm doctor did not say a word and smiled at the patient. (:
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Some of you might have seen these before,
cos i posted before, and simply pasted it in LOL
next time post lame pics :D
It will be kept confidential{♥}
Thursday, May 29, 2008 ; 12:59 PM {♥}
Happy Holidays everyone !
Takecares : D
Takecares : D
Anyway , celine .
Can you create another class banner for us ?
But EveryOne's Picture is need (:
Don make until you get all the pictures .
ClassMates , please kindly send celine each of your picture ,
if you have any classmates picture , do send her also : D
If you didnt send your picture to celine , your candid shots will be used (:
Can you create another class banner for us ?
But EveryOne's Picture is need (:
Don make until you get all the pictures .
ClassMates , please kindly send celine each of your picture ,
if you have any classmates picture , do send her also : D
If you didnt send your picture to celine , your candid shots will be used (:
get her hotmail from her when school reopens
muahahhha , celine you may take your time to make it .
muahahhha , celine you may take your time to make it .
Thanks !
-OXY
-OXY
It will be kept confidential{♥}
Tuesday, May 27, 2008 ; 5:03 PM {♥}
Happy Birthday to DAHLIA ,
best wishes yeah ! : D
2e7 loves you (:
It will be kept confidential{♥}
Friday, May 23, 2008 ; 9:15 PM {♥}
okays , finally post finish all the pictures : D
sorrys if you don like your pics to be posted .
by OXY
sorrys if you don like your pics to be posted .
by OXY
It will be kept confidential{♥}